Dealing With Drunks On New Year’s Eve, And Is A Possible Presidential Assassination On The Horizon?

January 4, 2017

    It's our first show of 2017 and Phillip is joined by Shawn once again. The two of them discuss how Phillip dealt with drunks on New Year's Eve at his job, how Shawn dealt with a Reverand who said that he got a promotion to the Head Nigger in complete charge, Phillip talks about helping a drunk guy out of his wheel chair and into his car, Phillip tells a story about a show called Mad Dogs on Amazon Prime and tells Shawn about the guy on there that is a recovering alcoholic, Phillip then talks about his father and what has been going on with him, they discuss DUI stories, Shawn talks about how he recently got his interlock device off of his car, then Phillip asks Shawn if he thinks that Donald Trump will be assassinated sometime in the 4 years, they then talk about how Obama had threats on him, then they ask who will be the first lady, and they end the show with Shawn reading a list of deaths of 2016.


So Happy New Year everyone. Be Excellent To Eachother!

The F@#k Dolls, And Rogue One Reviewed

December 24, 2016

On this VERY SPECIAL CHRISTMAS EPISODE, Phillip is joined by his good friend Joe. The two of them discuss why people like the Howell's would go on a shitty boat like the SS Minnow, Joe says that Alf would have been a better show if were more like Predator, they then talk about John McTiernan and The Thomas Crown Affair. Then they both talk about their new favorite podcast...Sword & Scale, it's a true crime podcast. That leads them to talk about eating children, home invasion, and kidnapping. They talk about a couple of other podcasts and then Phillip tells Joe that he wants to do a short radio play of The Death Of the Lone Ranger. (Joe doesn't dig the idea.) Then Phillip brings up a news story that a coworker of his told him about, a security guard that was masturbating at an NFL game. Then Phillip and Joe talk about these real life child like dolls that are for pedophiles. They talk about stupid criminals in the world. They review ROGUE ONE.....SPOILERS!!!!!! They discuss other Star Wars movies. They talk about how Grand Moff Tarkin looked amazing and had more screen time than he did in 1977. They talk about how cool and badass Darth Vader was at the end of Rogue One. Phillip then tells about a team building excercise he went to for work. They then talk about the movies Condorman, Malice, Rob Zombie's 31, Shocker, the Fast and the Furious movies, XXX: The return of Xander Cage, John Wick 2, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2, Iron Giant, Blade Runner 2, Looper, Ronin, and City Slickers. It's a great fun show.


Thanks for listening.

Child Porn Is Bad, But Banana And Mayonnaise Sandwiches Are Good?

December 15, 2016

    This week on the podcast, Shawn is back as Phillip's co-host. The two of them discus Youtube and a video where a guy eats a banana and Mayonnaise sandwich, another one called Number 6 With Cheese, they talk about Casey Neistat and the Beem acquisition by CNN and then they talk a little about Phil DeFranco. Then Shawn talks about how he may join twitch and start playing video games while people watch, and they discuss how there needs to be consistency with that. Phillip then tells his idea for a Youtube vide where he would dress like Spiderman and tell messed up news stories. Shawn then talks about how confused his parents are about microsoft and technology, Phillip tells us the latest news about his father being homeless with a hernia, and how he might invite him to Christmas, Phillip also talks about the Smart car that he just bought with 8 airbags in it, and Shawn tells us that there is a bicycle airbag now, then Phillip tells a story about how he was misunderstood by his wife when talking about child pornography, Shawn then talks about a customer who is dating a woman 26 years younger than him, Shawn also tells an interesting story about either Barry Manilow or Neil Diamond's wife, Phillip then tells Shawn a story that he heard about a woman being hit 20 times in the head with a hammer by the husband and then how the husband stabbed himself to death 28 times, Shawn says that prison is only revenge for the dead victims, then Phillip talks a little about a new podcast that him, Tracy, Joe, and Phillip's wife are listening to called Sword & Scale, Phillip talks about a home invasion story that he heard about on that podcast, and about the retired cop that shot a texter in a movie theater, Shawn talks about our right to carry a gun and how and when to use it, Phillip talks about how some of the other sergeants at his security company are too gung ho, and Phillip ends the show with talking about how he is not in as much trouble as he was. Hope you enjoy it.

We Have Time To Review Things, But We Ain’t Got Time To Bleed

December 8, 2016

This week Chip joins Phillip on the show. They discuss the new WWE Raw video game, Jessie Ventura being cocky and stuck up, Phillip talks about how he is too old to go clubbing and the annoyance of Millenials, Chip talks about the Epcot Death Star, Phillip tells Chip about Avatar world, they discuss what they thought about the new Transformers movie trailer and all Transformers movies, they talk about how great the new Guardians of the Galaxy 2 trailer is, Phillip tells Chip about the new Guy Ritchie film called King Arthur, Phillip reads some trivia about Christmas Vacation, they then talk about the Lethal Weapon TV show, Phillip tells Chip about a show from the 90s called Fastlane, they both talk about how great the movie Predator is, Chip talks about the recent D.C. Crossover on tv and Kevin Smith's directing, they then discuss a Kevin Smith directed movie called Yoga Hosers, Phillip talks about what Yoga Hosers could have been, they then talk about the TV show Timeless, they both talk about great movies, and the show ends with Chip talking about his love of A Time To Kill and Phillip talking about his love of E.T. Thanks for listening.

Chicken Teeth And Turkey Nipples

December 1, 2016

    This week on the show. It's another rerun with Phillip and Serjio from June 18th 2011, but boy is it funny. They start by talking about Phillip's clothes, they read a pretty funny email from Serjio's wife, then the topic goes to masturbation, how to talk to your kids about masturbation, they then talk about a pubic hair that Serjio found on his leg, which leads them talking about their father's pubic hairs, they discuss the weird things that you say to your children that you would never say to an adult, they talk about how they were spanked when they were young and whether kids now days should be spanked, they then ask eachother if they would masturbate as much if they were gay, then Serjio reads a weird news story about a rapist, and another news story about chickens with teeth, and news story of monkeys with human faces, and then they ask eachother if turkeys have nipples.


It's a funny show. We hope you enjoy it. Subscibe to us on iTunes and/or send us an email to

Inception, Deception, And Escaping Detection

November 24, 2016

This week on the podcast we go back to February 11th, 2011, when the podcast was called It's Kind Of A Funny Story. Phillip and Serjio talked about how Serjio got molested by a stripper when he was 13, whether Kevin Smith is genuine and what that means, channel surfing, Serial Killer Victims, Phillip's fucked up stories, an armored van that Phillip saw and tried to figure out how to rob it, a bank robbery that happened here in Phoenix by a guy named Jason Derek Brown who is still on the FBI's most wanted list, they talk about the movie The Town, they discuss D.B. Cooper and whether he survived; the Lindberg baby kidnapping; the Paris jewelery theft; and The Great Train Robbery, the movie Heat and the L.A. bank robbery that it inspired, Phillip talks about another hijacker named Richard McCoy, they discuss pig latin, a childhood game called Green Light Red Light, a clothespin game that Phillip use to play as a child, they discuss canned tamales, Phillip asks Serjio for ideas of what to do on his (what was then going to be) 40th birthday party, Serjio tells Phillip about a reality show called Face Off, they talk about the Being Human TV show, Phillip tells Serjio about a movie called 500 Days Of Summer, they talk about George Clooney in The American and Men Who Stare At Goats, Phillip talks about Machete and Serjio talks about how he doesn't like Robert Rodriguez anymore, and they end the show by Phillip talking about how he cried at Toy Story.


We hope you enjoy it. Serjio will be back soon....

The Raping Of America By President Trump Might Be Bad, But Semen Smoothies Are Good For Your Skin

November 16, 2016

This week on the podcast Phillip and his good friend Joe talk about the new TV shows that are on like the Exorcist and Lethal Weapon, they talk about old movies like Condorman and the Black Hole, they answer some emails that were written by Geena Davis and Pauly Shore, Phillip tells a story about what his dad thinks a USB plug in looks like, Joe analyzes a dream that Phillip had where he was controlling a giant robot and was unarmed, they talk about what songs would play at their funeral, they talk about what their last meal would be, they answer a question that Shawn had asked, "If you had to eat either Tacos or Pizza for the rest of your life which would it be?", they then discuss about what is going to happen with TRUMP being our new President, Joe talks about Illegal aliens, Phillip asks Joe what the first thing he would ask to see if he were to become President, Phillip tells Joe about a conspiracy that may exist with Hilary Clinton's emails, Joe asks Phillip what his favorite cover songs are, Phillip tells a story about a woman named Mary Toft who was pregnant with rabbits in the 1700s, they discuss sitcoms, Phillip talks again about his love the tv show The Fall Guy, they talk about toys they had as children, they discuss the Rogue One trailer and Shawn's love of the XXX movie with Vin Diesel, Joe asks where Serjio's been, and last but not least Joe reads Phillip a news story about Semen Smoothies.

It is a funny show. So check it out and let us know what you think.

The Presidential Election, Sushi Pizza, And Tuna Tacos

November 9, 2016

This week, Shawn joins Phillip on the podcast to talk about the presidential election, how Trump is 70% full of lies, the fact that Shawn doesn't vote, they talk about who to vote for, Shawn says that history always repeats itself, Phillip talks about how Trump isn't the first weird candidate, they talk about the way that Halloween has changed since they were younger, Shawn explains the fact that the internet connects weirdos, they talk about the way people don't check their facts when they see a news story, they talk about why you never argue politics, they tell what their Make-A-Wish would be, Phillip talks about how he was Spiderman for Halloween, they figure out what song would play at their funeral, they talk music and lyrics, they then talk about Queen, Led Zepplin, The Doors, playlists, they talk about how you can't make someone feel what you feel from a song, Phillip tells Shawn about Black Mirror Season 1 Episode 3, Phillip reads off a list of the 20 catchiest songs of all time, then Shawn asks Phillip the question, "If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life what would it be Pizza or Tacos?", and it all ends with Shawn telling Phillip that he has been sober for 607 DAYS. 

We hope you enjoy listening to the show because we had fun making it.

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The High Cost Of Replacing Your Childhood, And The Sucky New MacGyver.

November 2, 2016

     This week Phillip is joined by his cousin/friend Chip. It all starts with Phillip telling a story about how he went to a collectible marketplace of all things pop culture, the 2 talk about what kind of toys they had growing up, Chip talks about the wrestler from the WWE named Goldberg and how he has become loved, Phillip talks about a documentary he saw about Brian Bosworth, they both talk about how their wives aren't as invested in the shows that they are, they both talk about the new Lethal Weapon TV show, Phillip tells Chip how cool the new Exorcist tv show is, they both review the new MacGyver TV show (It's horrible.), Chip talks about how great the superhero shows are getting on the CW, Phillip recommends a movie on Netflix called ARQ, Chip talks about a show called Timeless even though Phillip says that it sounds like an old show called Voyager, Phillip reads off a top list of movies on Netflix right now, Phillip also tells Chip about the black and white version of Mad Max Fury Road (Its called the Black and Chrome edition.), Phillip says that Serjio WILL be coming back on the podcast soon, Phillip talks about how excited he is to finally dress up for halloween, they both talk a little about the election, and last but not least Chip defends his love of Pauley Shore to Joe. 

Thanks for listening. 

The Jack-O-Lantern Story And The War Of The Worlds 78 Years Later

October 28, 2016

     This week it is a special Halloween episode of the podcast. Phillip talks about the reason why we put carved pumpkins in front of our doors, and then he plays the original The War of The Worlds radio broadcast from October, 30th 1938. It's a fun show. The radio broadcast had caused a lot of panic back in 1938. So just listen, and you will understand. Join us next week when Chip will be back as Co-host and they discuss new TV shows, Marvel movies, and other things. Then in 2 weeks Joe will be back with Phillip and they will read listener emails, talk about the devil and the TV show The Exorcist, and much more. We hope you enjoy it.